The Talking Simian's Wine Home Page

"We will sell no wine before its time." - Paul Masson

I've been studying wine for years. There is never really a time when you can say that you've learned all there is to know about wine. Sommoliers come the closest. If you haven't seen it, you should watch the Documentary "Somm." There is a trailer at the bottom of this page. It shows you the lengths that wine lovers will go through to become highly knowledgeable wine experts. For the rest of us, simply finding a good wine that won't break the bank is good enough. Trust me, there are hundreds of fantastic, affordable wines. I've taken to calling these C.A.T. wines. Cheap And Tasty! Check out some of these reviews, go find a bottle, and see for yourself. Wine is so much more than old grape juice. It's an elixir for the soul.

In an effort to educate those that wish to learn, I have written some concise descriptions of a lot of different wines and wine related things. They are here in WINE 101 which I think is a pretty good quick reference. See for yourself.